The Kingdom of Womble 1937 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.361 billion Womble 1937ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Womble 1937ian economy, worth 411 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 43,971 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,398 per year while the poor average 2,756, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1937's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 1937 is ranked 229,295^th in the world and 3,185^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.